realwizardshit:

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

prthedisaster:

daydreamodyssey:

Before you post, think:

• Is it groovy
• Is it smashing, baby
• Is it shagedelic
• Does it give you mojo
• Does it make others randy

slimetony:

slimetony:

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

randomencounters:

stromcuzewon:

stromcuzewon:

stromcuzewon:

haven’t been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena…. the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it’s nose when we score

update: it’s eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty

THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY

Encounter: junior league hockey god